I had a terrible nightmare last night, one of those where you wake up with a pounding heart, heavy breathing,and a generalized feeling of alarm (no, it wasn't a sex dream involving oompa loompas or scary clowns).
In my dream, my hair was really messy and I was wearing my usual jeans so heavily covered with every hue of paint I own that they're really stiff, and I can only bend over from the waist while keeping my legs straight. Then a disembodied voice, sounding suspiciously like Julia Child says "It would be-hoooooove you to present yourself in a more pro-fessh-ional manner."
First of all, that voice......(shudder) and second of all, who says behoove and what does it mean and third of all, professional? Me? I've pondered the wisdom of this advice, so in an effort to present myself more professionally, I present you with this video: